I'M ASSIGNING THE DAY TO ASPERGERS

I KNEW SOME STORE HAD TUNA FOR 58 FRIDAY AND FORGOT TO CHECK SAFEWAY ONLINE.  DOWNSTAIRS THE ADS I LEFT YESTERDAY WERE STILL THERE AND IT WASN'T SAFEWAY IT WAS LUCKY'S.

I DROVE TO LUCKYS TO REDEEM MY SAVEMART FREEBIE YOGURT, AND THE TUNA FOR 58: FRIDAY, SAT/SUN.

I CHECKED THE CLEARANCE VEGGIES AND FOUND A SMALL TRAY FOR 1.99.

I CHECKED THE CLEARANCE SECTION AND FOUND COOKIES FOR 99 AND A BUNCH OF OTHER STUFF WITHOUT TAGS.  SO I TOOK THEM TO CUSTOMER SERVICE AND IT WAS CLOSED FOR THE DAY.  SO I WENT TO SELF-CHECK OUT AND ASKED TO SCAN THEM AND THE XMAS STUFF WAS REGULAR PRICE.  THERE WAS ONE CORNBREAD STUFFING MIX , THE SAME I GOT AT SAVEMART FOR 99 BUT IT SCANNED 6.29. 

SO I RANG UP THE YOGURT AND COOKIES AND VEGGIES AND THE REWARDS CARD COUPON DIDN'T WORK.  SO THE CLERK ASKED THE OFFICE AND THE STORE MANAGER CAME OUT TO EXPLAIN THE REWARDS WERE SEPARATE NOW. 

I'VE GOTTEN FREE PASTA, SODA, ETC. FROM LUCKY. 
HE HAD TO REMOVE THE YOGURT.  I HAVE TO GET IT FROM SAVEMART.  SO I ASKED HIM ABOUT THE CLEARANCE ITEMS AND HE ASKED ME WHICH ONES, SO I TOLD HIM THE GLUTINO CORNBREAD STUFFING ,7 CANDIED FRUIT, AND TWO CHERRIE JUICES.  HE SAID I COULD HAVE THEM FOR $1/EA.  I ASKED HOW DO I DO THAT ON THE MACHINED AND HE SAID THE SELF-CHECK CLERK HAD TO DO IT AND HE WOULD TELL HIM.  I WENT TO GET THE ITEMS.  I WAS SOO HAPPY I DIDN'T NOTICE WHICH MACHINGE I WAS AT.  THEN HE REMINDED ME I HADN'T FINISHED THE ORIGINAL SALE.  SO WHEN I TRIED TO RE-RING THE COOKIES AND VEGS IT WOULDN'T TAKE MY DISCOVER CARD.  USING THE SAME CARD TWICE LOCKS THE MACHINE.  I HADN'T NOTICED.  I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I'VE FORGOTTEN STUFF AND WENT THROUGH THE LINE AGAIN.  SO HE HAD TO HELP ME AGAIN AND UNLOCK THE MACHINE.

SINCE I WAS RIGHT BY THE RECYCLE I THOUGHT ABOUT STOPPING BUT I'D HAVE TO GET MY CASH FROM THE SAME CLERK SO I DECIDED TO WAIT FOR ANOTHER DAY.

I LEFT AND SAW A CITY LIBRARIAN AND ASKED IF SHE WORKED THERE AND SHE SAID YES AND SHE'D SEEN ME MANY TIMES TOO. SO WE TALKED ABOUT MEDICARE AND THE SENIOR CENTER AND THE POOLS ,ETC.  SHE HELD OUT HER HAND AND SAID HER NAME IS EMILY.  SWEET.  WE PARTED COMPANY.  I GOT IN THE CAR AND REMEMBERED THE TUNA.

SO I WENT BACK IN AND LOOKED FOR THE TUNA IN THE CANNED MEAT SECTION AND TOOK 10 OF WHAT I THOUGHT WERE THE ONES.  THEY RANG UP AT 1.50 EA.

IN THE MEANTIME CLERK 1 RAN AWAY SO CLERK 2 LOOKS AND THERE'S AN ENDCAP FULL OF PRODUCT.  SO I FINALLY GOT MY TUNA.